David

David is a tall funny kid with brown eyes, he’s a cute brown down that looks like a edgar when he gets a haircut but he’s a amazing best friends i’m thankful i have a david in my life.

Wow look it’s my bestfriend david

by Brace._.facequeen December 27, 2022

David

David is a man that will always have one foot in your heart and one foot out the door. A David is not lazy and will always go out of their way to help others. He has a clean home and his car always looks nice. The only issue with David is that he will not ever commit to one woman in his life. He may tell you that he will commit to you but a David has wandering ways and will not hesitate to act . Only date a David if you understand the risks and are willing to live that out.

David dresses so well and has a nice car but he's never with his wife...

by MissPotato39 January 21, 2023

David Bawi

A man with a flat ass and a stanky ass dick that smells like rotten mozzarella and molded chicken livers. His favorite pastime is eating belly button fuzz and ingesting methamphetamines with a hint of heroin.

I though David Bawi was a singer? No thats David Bowie you dumb cunt licker.

by Legene July 29, 2019

David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.

t all began in 1926 inside a small grocery store in Fresno, California, where David Sunflower Seeds were roasted and seasoned with quality ingredients.

by Wendysfg August 25, 2023

David

Ugly ahh piece of shit

4'1

cheats in wikipedia race

Person 1: You suck cock!!!
Person 2: Yeah my name is David, course I do.

by Sqirpion October 15, 2023

David

David, he’s sweet chatting and everything I or we all could want. He’s all of our wishes in human form.

?- damn have you seen David?

?- yeah he’s so sweet, just so charming!

by iscream. December 27, 2022

Brad-todd Liam David Smith

This is the homie, the legend, the man himself. This frat bro always acts drunk, and pulls no girls. You can rely on him to always accidentally insult you, or maybe not an accident. Terrible at math yet is the only one who actually pays attention. His friend Chad is the goat, this is who you actually want to hang with. If you ever come across Brad-todd Liam David Smith, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

Yo Brad-todd Liam David Smith, what’s your math grade?

Idk man but Chad’s is higher.

by hiitsurmomhere May 28, 2022