Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.

Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

Cincinnati 3-Way

When two older men at the dog track who have major gambling addictions lose and decide to tag team a 10 dollar prostitute who is busted as hell.

Jimmy and Clinton lost their entire $274.62 life savings on lazy lightning (the grey hound at 10-1), so they say Recoba, the cheapest Ho in Cincinnati. So they borrow $10 from Rob and they give her a Cincinnati 3-Way behind the dumpster.

by 3MINATI’s Savior July 6, 2023

Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.

Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.

by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014

Way

British. The correct term to use when you're at a pub or restaurant with the lads, and some bellend smashes a glass or plate. Failing to do so will curse both you and your family to an eternity escalating Freddo prices.

>SMASH!<
'WAY!'

by Potato Ninja 3000 June 5, 2017

do you know da way

It's a derpy Knuckles meme (from Sonic) that is known as "Uganda Knuckles"

Do you know da way? No you do not know da way.

by I_AM_DA_ACE January 11, 2018

The 8 way GD’s aka the 8’s

The 8 way is A musical movement but in some cases can be considered a gang or mob.

I was jumped into the gang known as the 8 way GD’s aka The 8’s

by Phillyboyj August 26, 2025

buh way oo eh

created by zach leon, it is a sound created by using either your right or left cheek and moving the cheek foward to create a donald duck like sound

whats up man? buh way oo eh.

by Zach Leon November 18, 2004