sam

if a ping pong ball was a person ur usually white and have no brain not to be rude tho

yooo sam is a total weirdo

yeah man he reminds me of a ping pong ball

by curlyheadache September 1, 2022

Shahmi Sam

Shahmi or most commonly known as Sam is the best representation of great leadership skill, knowledgeable individual and is well equipped with high IQ. Tho he may seem lazy at times, he refuses to spend is efforts on unimportant matters. He is the one people look to for opinions, inputs and advice. He’s there for you when you need him and will do his best to help you however he can.

Person 1: “I’ve been struggling with this problem and I have no idea what to do.”
Person 2: “Have you tried talking to Shahmi Sam? He usually sorts this out for you.”

Person 1: “I saw a girl being harassed yesterday but couldn’t do anything about it.”
Person 2: “Luckily Shahmi Sam was there to dave the day, what a hero.”

by Dr. Richard Fyneman November 16, 2020

Sam

A really chill dude with a Jew-fro. He has his shortcummings and at times a lack of morality, but overall is a pretty fun person to hang out with.

Bro, I wanna feel you inside me; you’re such a sam

by Flammingidiot December 10, 2017

sammed

to extravagantly bamboozle someone with technicalities and or mechanics

blud got sammed in fortnite lmfaooo

by geeehckschehzz(akaryu) January 18, 2024

Sam

Will run a train on your girl with the boys. Will do anything for some head.

Bro it’s obvious she cheated on me with Sam

by FlightTeamStandUP April 19, 2020

sam chow

some chinese dickhead with shit eyebrows

Girl: oh my god that chinese guy is kinda cute
Boy: lol yeah but check out those shit eyebrows he's probably a dickhead too
Girl: oh my god hes such a sam chow

Boy: kill yourself

by iwasuplatenightballing November 28, 2017

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020