Poo slap 

Standing by a toilet, then doing a poo and slap that poo into the bowl of the toilet with a hand

Time to do a Poo Slap

Poo slap by kev2480 October 12, 2010

coofy slap 

the act of slapping someone with your penis so violently they should have died.

"I coofy slapped that bitch!"

coofy slap by GageD May 20, 2008

Trout Slap 

The act of tapping or slapping the head of ones penis on the pubic region of a female including but not limited to: the Prepuce, Clitoris, Labia Menora, or Labia Majora. Derived from the sound a struggling trout makes while flopping around on land. One can replicate the sound of a trout slap by taking their index and middle finger and striking them across the palm of the opposite hand repeatedly.

No man, I didn't get it in... I just trout slapped her.

Trout Slap by Rodney123456789 August 13, 2011

sep slap 

after a girl gives you head u pull out cum in your hand and slap her across the face. be sure ur penis is well out of reach of the female due to the fact that this could anger her

one time this girl wouldnt swallow so i sep slapped her

sep slap by the sep slap July 23, 2010

Eel slap 

The act of slapping someone with your penis

I eel slapped my mom

Eel slap by Asslike January 5, 2017

Cock Slap

The verb cock slap (pronounced: kOk slæp), means to slap something with your cock (penis), etc. the head of a person!

Victim: Hey dude could you cock slap the caps lock for me? All my fingers are busy with typing in my hax0rz secrets!

Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*

Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!

Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!

Cock Slap by ChrisO'Neat August 15, 2010

bologna slap 

The act of slapping someone in the face with a single slice of bologna. Often leaving a cold, slimy residue on your cheek. However; you must say "Bologna Slap!" while in the act of slapping.

"Bologna Slap!!!" "The sound bologna makes when slapped in the face."

bologna slap by Joey Mondo October 7, 2007