10,000 mile rule

When you're 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count

Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 10,000 mile rule, 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '

by Testing12345 October 23, 2017

21 Day Rule

After a movie has been released for 3 weeks (21 days) everyone who has seen said movie has liberty to discuss said movie without fear of being bashed for spoilers.

Guy 1: Bruh! You spoiled the movie! I ain't seen it yet
Guy 2: 21 Day Rule bro, you had time to see it

by Toniiiii March 11, 2017

lost cat rule

An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.

"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."

by fledglingbrewer April 19, 2018

Rule 34 of Gaming

If it exists, there's a shitty Tiger Electronics version of it.

Each system is essentially a Game and Watch unit consisting of a printed image behind a clear screen with an excess of static images that light up individually to simulate movement. And because Tiger was all about quantity over quality, they were essentially the Rule 34 of gaming

by OfclyGoodenough October 18, 2021

3 stop rule

After a man finishes the other partner keeps sucking until he says stop three times. Do no stop after the first and second time only the third! This can graduate to being more that three but start with three and consult your partner.

Bro, I’m telling you Beth did the 3 stop rule, she’s a keeper.

by Ant 02 November 2, 2020

Internet rule zero

Rule 0 of the internet:Don't fuck with cats.

Garry: Hey! look at this stupid cat lol!
You (most likely):Internet rule zero, RULE ZER-OH

by Internet Rules 101 July 29, 2022

Three car rule

The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.

This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.

by TheDickInFrontOfYou July 28, 2012