Rusty Gear

A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.

I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?

by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024

Rusty Sling Blade

Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.

Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.

by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021

rusty ram

After performing anal sex without a condom, the male then stabs his partner in the eye with his penis, resulting in pink eye.

Note: it is not a “rusty ram” unless the partner gets a 1/4 inch of crust on the eye!

“Did you hear Heather is sick? She just got back from her trip from Las Vegas!”

“Yeah, some dude gave her a rusty ram!”

by Timayyyyyyyyyy October 08, 2022

Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.

Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!

by Paddy V December 31, 2024

Rusty Jack in the box

An old senile person that pops up sporadically in an attempt to appeal to the youngest generation in an attempt to stay relevant.

Is that Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders? Either way, it is a Rusty Jack in the box.

by Trixie McFly July 24, 2023

Rusty doorknob

A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".

1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum

Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"

by jjoohhnnyypp July 22, 2017

Rusty Venture

Where you wack off so much that you rub your dick raw

Dude, my brother has been in the shower for an hour, I think he is giving himself a Rusty Venture

by whattt? November 22, 2010