When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.
by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021
The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.
by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022
When you are giving it to your girl during shark week and she decides to pull it out and put it in her mouth.
by Th3OriginalOn3 June 24, 2018
by Themanofwords76 August 26, 2022
The act of placing a Smirnoff Ice in one’s anus, removing said Ice, then lunging to one knee and chugging the Ice.
Jesse had to Rusty Smirnoff Jessica after Christopher inappropriately caught Jesse off guard with a an icing worthy of rustiness.
by Jp2dag00 December 13, 2020
"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."
by Matthew End March 16, 2013
Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.
by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021