tall tree lookin ass

Someone who is tall asf.

"I'm short so get your tall tree lookin ass out of my way."

by Littletyke May 14, 2017

vanilla tree

A girl who likes to compete when jumping in pools, a made up name

Person 1: so who’s the winner?
Person 2: it’s vanilla tree!

by Bucket of beans November 20, 2021

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

tree vr

A big and muscular Monke that plays Vr games and mostly plays Gorilla Tag

OMG it is Tree vr he is sooo hot.

by Treevr April 16, 2022

tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 March 27, 2016

Tree Trunkee

A person who likes to get sodomized.

He is a Tree Trunkee.

by HotMessJess87 November 09, 2019

Boner Palm Tree

Los Angeles, CA

Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”

by Mauro’s angels March 08, 2018