a dumb bitch who uses probation as an excuse to not fight. she also has no ass lookin like SpongeBob SquarePants and this bubble eyed cockatoo whore likes to talk the most shit and says she's pregnant just to hide from getting beat tf up. she also likes to be a big ol slut so of course she don't know who her baby daddy is. Every guy she's fucked denies bein the baby's dad.
by playedYourSelf February 29, 2020
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It was a deeply religious experience, she handled the serpent in the form of a one eyed trouser snake, and took holy water on her face, neck and chest. For her piety I saw fit to bestow a crown of corn, and name her the "Brown Pope"
by vatican shitty January 2, 2013
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by Lance the sad man January 10, 2013
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"hey Steve and Chris really put the brown earmuffs on Mike today" or "hey whats that smell......oh they just put the brown earmuffs on that guy"
by chrallyo November 12, 2012
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Todd: Man am I having a bro-lemma. This bartender at The Fainting Goat pub is the ultimate Cleveland brown. Amazing legs, rich family, great turd cutter, but when she turns around. Bam ! That face just kills me with her summer teeth and mono-brow. And trouble is she keeps on asking me to take her home. I don't know what to do.
Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.
Todd: Yeah, you may be right.
Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.
Todd: Yeah, you may be right.
by Paastastic7 June 28, 2013
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