A mom's ass that looks like it was destroyed in the 80s and 90s and looks like a diaper. Especially when she wears sweat pants. Droops ever downward and looks and smells like cottage cheese. Sometimes, looks like a box when wearing tight jeans.
(Kid 1) Your not very nice .
(Kid 2) YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS A MOM ASS
(Kid1) Well I'll give you that one.
(Kid 2) YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS A MOM ASS
(Kid1) Well I'll give you that one.
by xX_BigDicc69_Xx March 5, 2018
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by Nate the Bait June 11, 2016
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On June 25, 2004 The Wall Street Journal announced "There's a new wave of garage bands featuring Mom on guitar, Mom on drums and, on lead vocals....Mom." These suburban hausfraus kick out the jams to tunes like “Take Out the Trash”. The moms play so loud, they can’t hear their kids dialing the runaway hotline.
This genre of music is commonly referred to as "Mom Rock". Examples include The Mydols, Housewives on Prozac and Hormone Replacement Therapy.
by rock star mommy August 6, 2007
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Wally thought that Mrs. Olsen was just being friendly to the boys in the basement. but the glint in her eye and her moistened lips betrayed an obvious mom crush.
by Roland Van Owen May 24, 2007
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