masterbateability

The ease in which you can get off to something by masterbation.

The book she was reading had smut with a high masterbateability rating.

by Iamtheraine August 15, 2024

masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.

It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023

Master

A Master is a man that wants to own, control, and use his partner as his personal domestic and sex slave. A Master will often have full 27/7 control over all part of their slaves life and will have the freedom to discipline and punish his slave, however this control and power is exchanged and given to the Master freely by their slave.

I love it when my Master controls me, it gives me things to aim for and achieve in life.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

Mastadon

ex signature of MARAUDA (Hamish Prasad, Sidney) a bass music and tearout dubstep producer. Previously named Mastadon due to his admiration for elephants, had to change his brand name to Marauda because the heavy metal band Mastodon sued him.

Marauda: Hello River plate! I just woke up and hit a blunt so i can't really talk so much, so brace yourselves and prepare for six hours non stop of (reverb distort voice) MASTADON (earbleeding shrill bass)

by Ape Warrior September 20, 2023

Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

Masked Man

Masked man is a character from the hit game mother 3

Person 1: OMG THE MASKED MAN IS-
Person 2: no spoilers dude

by SnickerdoodleL October 22, 2023

master of the delusional arts

When someone always believes they are always right, the best at anything and can never be told they are wrong. Every time this person is wrong and not the best at what they say.

“You should have seen Ryan talk about volleyball. Complete master of the delusional arts”

by Dr. Strange Mustard December 17, 2023