Monster

Something some kids ran to their mother about when they were young.

Lindsay- Mommy the monster attacked me! Help!
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.

by Solid Mantis August 17, 2019

Cookie Monster

An absolute Icon, my spirit animal, amazing, bow down to him

Person 1: I want to be cookie monster

Person 2: YES

by jElly bEan is cool March 26, 2022

gucci monster

A super cool person

I always thought Will was a gucci monster

by theamazingpsych February 27, 2022

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

chawdad-skidoodley-saurous monster

a fatty lip full o' tobacco
(chew)

Sheyooo boy, ill tell you what, after a long hard day of work, a chawdad-skidoodley-saurous monster sure hits the spot, right James?

by seth821 January 15, 2008

lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.

Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.

by agj.8.4 March 26, 2023