A true mistress of deception, this office snitch has too much work to get it all done, doesn’t have good help, but still makes a point to complain about how others use their time.
by Thelma365 December 19, 2021
Get the Martyr Marymug. Mari is a very dumb person she stinks and is kinda thick but at the same time very flat oh and she is also very short.If you have a girlfriend named Mari break up with her immediately.Likes to sit things in her ass like sticks, penises and more..
Flirts with every boy that gets in her way. Lost her virginity to her uncle and Hugo(Yes, she had a threesome).She's always drunk so you have to be sober all the time because she drinks all your vodka:( Usually people don't like her neither do I. She's a Tik Tok addict. She's very special person because you will never smell anything worse than her. Oh and if you ever tell her McDonalds she's gonna go at the back of McDonalds and strip there for homeless people.
Flirts with every boy that gets in her way. Lost her virginity to her uncle and Hugo(Yes, she had a threesome).She's always drunk so you have to be sober all the time because she drinks all your vodka:( Usually people don't like her neither do I. She's a Tik Tok addict. She's very special person because you will never smell anything worse than her. Oh and if you ever tell her McDonalds she's gonna go at the back of McDonalds and strip there for homeless people.
Cashier: Welcome to McDonalds what would you like toda..
Mari: Oh damn baby lets go to the back of the McDonalds take one cent with you thank you that's all!
Mari: Oh damn baby lets go to the back of the McDonalds take one cent with you thank you that's all!
by FlossBot April 23, 2020
Get the Marimug. Is insanely beautiful and unbelievably talented at all sports. She has soft, shiny hair and with beautiful light skin. She also has many curves but a skinny stomach. All the guys would die for a Mary Reagan. She's the nicest, most caring person you will ever meet and she will never let you down.
by Billybobcarley May 4, 2017
Get the mary reaganmug. Georgia+Mary Austin are the best of all best friends. They always stick by each others sides and never fail to make you smile. They might not be the coolest in the school but they will always make you laugh. They will always wave at you no matter who you are with. They don’t care if you are with your boy friend or a celebrity they will never fail to embarrass you. They are loved by many. They make friends everywhere they go. They show what life is about. Friends aren’t on a phone, they are right in front of you. This combination is all you need when you are feeling down. Don’t worry they won’t judge if your shirt is upside down. They would simply let you know but they will turn that frown upside down. They don’t see your imperfections they simply look pass. They like to enjoy life simply as it is. So the next time you see them don’t glare and look pass, just simply wave and say hey, cuz you know they will always wave back.
by natfence67 February 9, 2022
Get the Georgia+Mary Austinmug. by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018
Get the Finger Mariemug. by Biggietall May 19, 2017
Get the Marie Antoinettingmug. by youngspazz412 May 12, 2022
Get the nicole mariemug.