i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.

person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?

"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."

"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."

by eggsaladsocks September 24, 2024

You have to ignore the majority of people

Unless they agree with me and then it should entirely dictate what the president does.

Hym "And I think this because I'm a super smart guy and should definitely have a say in other people's lives. You see, you have to ignore the majority of people because... You know, reason."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee

a kid with a speech disorder asking his parent for a phone.

can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????

by hackb October 29, 2024

Do I Have an Audience?

An original by Holly ensuring that everyone she is speaking to is listening.

Group is chatting… Holly: “Do I have an audience??”

by legacyvillage December 5, 2024

We have the meats

(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy

Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?

Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.

by Sexydimma December 6, 2024