ghost fart

When someone farts, and there's no one to blame but yourself.. just blame the ghost.

Dude! What`s that smell?
It must have been a ghost fart.

by way cool B] May 19, 2005

the fart button

A REALLY annoying Advertisiment that just annoys everyone. I will take you to some spam site which will sell your details to Ask.com (ohhh, who said that) who sell it to the mafia. It is god damn useless and would rather be a daddy longlegs.

"The Fart Button, Press it, You know you want to", "P.S. You details may be sold and your accounts content's empied" Text Magnified by 3000 times.

by James Cunningham November 2, 2007

Fart pipe

Anus, backside, butt, ass, etc

Bone up the fartpipe - to induldge in anal intercourse, or "you've boned that up the fartpipe" - you've made a mess of that

by Andrew September 11, 2002

Zizzle Fart

When you fuck a girl in the butt, and she puts diarrhea on your dick, and then you take it out and put it in her pussy, and the wetness causes a queef. That's a zizzle fart.

Caitlin:"Okay, so last night night, I did the worst thing ever to my man..."
Jennie:"What'd you do to him?"
Caitlin:"Well, he was fuckin me in the butt, and I just laid a zizzle fart all over his cock..."
Jennie:"Oh, that's siiiick..."

by McEffinFly October 5, 2009

Farts and Crafts

Prior to sex, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his anus. He then cums on a woman's face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.

Todd performed farts and crafts on Linda.

by Hairy Palms June 3, 2010

rag fart

A particularly nasty, smelly anal exhalation before and during one's period

Mary blamed her nasty rag fart on the dog.

by Smartass13 December 9, 2008

ghost fart

When someone farts while seated, sealing the smell under them. Later, upon getting up, the ghost fart is released, stinking up the surrounding area.

John: "Honey, could you get me a beer?"

Mary: "Sure thing babe." <gets up>

John: "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL???"

Mary: "Opps, sorry hun. I farted earlier. Must have been a ghost fart."

by SkinItBroham March 11, 2014