What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 21, 2025
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five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.
You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.
by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021
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Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.
When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.
by agsftw12 April 20, 2018
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Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item
Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother
by Dastvan June 03, 2019
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Fantastic five

A bowl consisting of weed, tobacco, wax, dab resin, and kief. This should be ripped out of a bong but a pipe would work to. PSA a blowtorch is required for this bowl to be enjoyed fully
Dan”you really packed that dude a fantastic five! You bogus
Bartholomew”I did you see his face after he hit it”
by Longnutss January 12, 2024
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Golden Five

To do a Golden Five you should do the following, preferably at the same time:

1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed
- We went on a surprise visit to Big T but he wasn't home so we did a Golden Five in his bed instead, it was awesome!
by Leukemias September 28, 2010
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Spanish five

Spanish five in it's literal sense refers to union people of any race smoking a hot dart in the afternoon on company time, usually without pot, but sometimes involving a spleef
Hime! Let's make this a right smart and proper Spanish five Big Daddy let's go off site and do a Spanish 5! Is it on the company clock pail face?Yessir let's go off site and smoke about it, hon! What weed oh Spanish five
by Eddie Torres E.T. July 21, 2021
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