Death Match Meeting

When a superior(manager) schedules any meeting over lunchtime without providing lunch and/or does not allow food at the meeting.

My manger just scheduled a death match meeting. I will be lucky to eat today.

by jojob September 25, 2009

Colorado Death Roll

When a Sheila is giving a bloke a good ol’ jimmy. She might turn into a rolling dervish and attack his dingo.

Crikey mate, she gave me a Colorado Death Roll! And I still can’t feel me jimmy three days later!

by Jcrafty4451 February 28, 2020

giving death the finger

When you escape death by pure luck; somehow escaping death

"Woah, look! That guy just jumped 3 stories from that building and survived!"
"OMG! He's just been giving death the finger lately!"

by Happy mountain troll November 21, 2013

White Screen of Death

Abbreviated as WSoD, it is a very unusual ending found on VHS tapes, it happens after the movie or TV show episodes have ended.

Did you see the White Screen of Death on VHS endings?

by Ryan900USAYT September 30, 2022

Caveman Death Metal

a style of death or brutal death metal that's composed of simplistic and primitive tones, high distortion shredding guitars and guttural vocals, even more guttural than your average death metal bands, they resemble an actual caveman screaming into a cave. Some notable bands are 200 Stab Wounds, or Sanguisagabogg. Usually not even considered a style or subgenre by many, and more of a inside joke, or something made up by niche idiots in the extreme metal community.

Person 1; "Yo, I listen to caveman death metal bands"

Person 2; "The fuck is that?" *listening to Cannibal Corpse*
Person 1 *plays dissonant chords, guttural noises, and banging drums*
Person 2; "Oh, that shit brutal"

by Alexis P June 12, 2023

Black Screen of Death

Microsoft ruined Windows 11 and that's one of the main reasons how. It's still BSOD, though.

Person 1: yo I got black screen of death what can I do?
Person 2: you upgraded to windows 11?
Person 1: yep why?
Person 2: nothing special, you can fix it by... and some tech stuff
Person 1: thx cya round!

by stysan September 26, 2022

Death by a thousand cunts

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.

Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’

by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022