giving death the finger

When you escape death by pure luck; somehow escaping death

"Woah, look! That guy just jumped 3 stories from that building and survived!"
"OMG! He's just been giving death the finger lately!"

by Happy mountain troll November 21, 2013

Flag

Get the giving death the finger mug.

Colorado Death Roll

When a Sheila is giving a bloke a good ol’ jimmy. She might turn into a rolling dervish and attack his dingo.

Crikey mate, she gave me a Colorado Death Roll! And I still can’t feel me jimmy three days later!

by Jcrafty4451 February 28, 2020

Flag

Get the Colorado Death Roll mug.

Yeti Death Grip

A strong hold, usually by hand, on a particular item.

While standing in line with his Shively Round Steak, Rhondelle released his Yeti Death Grip on his food stamps for a second and he was jacked for his shit.

by Drewstang January 18, 2009

Flag

Get the Yeti Death Grip mug.

Routine is the death of interest

Repetitive sequences are boring.

Routine is the death of interest was first coined by John Henry Feitelberg of Barstool Sports.

by Sr.Verde October 7, 2019

Flag

Get the Routine is the death of interest mug.

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.

Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’

by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022

Flag