death canning

The act of smashing a beer can over your head until it fucking busts open and you drink the contents like a bad ass motherfucker

Had to go to the hospital due to death canning to many beers. I had alcohol posining and a concussion

by Lucky_chubs October 2, 2017

IT CAN WAIT

You use this saying when it can honestly just wait, when u don't give not one single fuk about someone's words or actions.

Her: You trynna fuck ??
Him: IT CAN WAIT

by Piwa😬😬 October 5, 2017

can i tip through the app

A sentence commonly used by Uber riders towards Uber drivers as a way to avoid offering a cash tip without feeling guilty.

“Hey, can I tip through the app now?” ... “yeah Uber added that recently.” ... “oh awesome I will totally do that!” ... (the tip never shows up)

by saltlickcity October 24, 2017

cong can (conc)

someone with a large forehead on the body of a rectangle,

commonly found on the 9gag website.

Stop being such a cong can (conc), you need to exercise!

by cong can vu May 27, 2017

Can you

Usually followed by suck my dick

*seeing a hot girl*
Can you suck my dick?

by I'm right you know May 31, 2017

Can I bomb

to have sex with someone

mark: can i bomb
Mary: Only if you use protection

by jlabrusc14 June 4, 2017

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

why don't your understand?

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017