a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
Get the Blasted clownmug. A face opiate users are known to make when nodding out. The face sags and droops and producing a frown.
by Kysguy January 29, 2023
Get the clown frownmug. Willing to do a suggested activity. Derived from "Down like a clown". It is understood that the shoes are the lowest point on a clown.
by Cardiac Cat September 10, 2009
Get the Clown Shoesmug. Clown:
Someone who represents either fear or joy in an attempt to entertain others.
Those that fear clowns may waste away knowing they are missing out on the wondrously ridiculous clownage that could have been happening before them.
While people who enjoy clowns will probably have the time of their life and slowly be converted into a clown bb themselves.
Honk honk beep beep!
Someone who represents either fear or joy in an attempt to entertain others.
Those that fear clowns may waste away knowing they are missing out on the wondrously ridiculous clownage that could have been happening before them.
While people who enjoy clowns will probably have the time of their life and slowly be converted into a clown bb themselves.
Honk honk beep beep!
Someone: whoa look, there's a clown over there! What a cool guy.
Other person: boy, if I want such a dingo I'd think that's super neat.
Other person: boy, if I want such a dingo I'd think that's super neat.
by Kraeyn March 9, 2024
Get the Clownmug. A "mental illness" in which the afflicted avidly and blindly loves the "evil clown" character depicted in horror movies, haunted attractions, video games, and Halloween, even encouraging others to love it too, despite the negative impact on the world the "evil clown" character has. The afflicted will express defiance when asked to change their ways, believing nothing is wrong with them. The term comes from a term The Joker uses in Batman: Arkham Knight.
Mad Clown Disease reached one of its highest points when Stephen King's "It" hit the big screen in the 20'teens, when everybody started to go wild over Pennywise the Dancing Clown, despite the negative impact he has on the world. The syndrome spread like cancer and still does today.
by Info2go August 28, 2025
Get the Mad Clown Diseasemug. a goofy silly zesty bungy clown, he filled his veins with type 17 heroine and starting touching children
"hey man, you saw that clown movie tugballs the clown?"
"Nah man, but i heard some bike horn outside earlier"
"uh oh"
"Nah man, but i heard some bike horn outside earlier"
"uh oh"
by alt account November 7, 2022
Get the tugballs the clownmug. 