christian is a very ugly guy whoo everyone hates so much he very fat and ugly very ugly if you every meet a Christian run because he's ugly and thinks he's funny
by Christianisaloser November 6, 2020

Hym "I had a woman come in to my job to tell me that I can't poison God and it's like... Yes I fucking can bitch! This has nothing to do with the Christian persecution complex but yeah... Exact same thing they're doing to me."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

Most (C)onfident.
Biggest (H)eart.
Always (R)eady.
Most (I)ntelligent.
The (S)exiest.
The (T)iger in person.
The (I)mpossible becomes possible.
Most (A)ttractive.
A (N)aughty one.
Biggest (H)eart.
Always (R)eady.
Most (I)ntelligent.
The (S)exiest.
The (T)iger in person.
The (I)mpossible becomes possible.
Most (A)ttractive.
A (N)aughty one.
If u got the chance to catch a Christian, don‘t make the mistake to wait. If u can‘t trust his perfect being cuz he‘s too perfect, you weren‘t good enough for a Christian and he‘ll leave you
by BlessedMaria November 22, 2021

Has a Horse Cock. Wants to kill himself. He has mild autism and multiple personality disorders. Christian Hill is living in a lie. Everything he does is faked by his persona and everything he feels is misguided by his inability to understand his emotions. He will probably join the Marine Corps and regret it.
by iSad69 November 27, 2021

Christian is the kind of guy to walk around with his pants hanging low, called sagging. He is a honest guy, but he has a syndrome of not shutting up. Most people will call him a monkey, and they with be correct.
Who is Christian??
Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
Who is Christian??
Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
by briastories April 11, 2023

by ZEN.LOL July 25, 2021
