National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.

Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”

by turbowashere March 26, 2022

puddle boob

The boob that puddles when pushed up, and there is a gap between the strap and the boob.

That server has great puddle boob.

by yodi yoder October 11, 2014

Boobs

I love licking my gf's boobs and they are damn hot......Even i have nipples but i am a boy so my gf has attractive ones lol.....TMKC

Girl: Hi
Boy: You have nice boobs
Girl: Thanks baby

by Bobs sucker November 23, 2021

national bOOb day

The day where boobs must be celebrated! The internet definition date of National Boob Day is August 2.

Hey do you know what day national boob day is?
Yeah I looked it up and it says August 2nd!

by luna is my dog jack is my cat August 4, 2021

Boobs

Boobs are basically the peak of happiness. Get some dude, you'll feel so much better.

Ways to utilize the boobs: Pillow, calcium, punching bag, stress ball

"Broo, yesterday I laid on Marla's boobs."

by deftonesfan976 March 6, 2023

boob

someone that may annoy you sometimes but also a person that you respect/hang out with.

yo my boob,
yeah?

by meeower April 28, 2022

Boob rivers

The elegant network of blue veins visible in some breasts.

I became in entrances by her bust's landscape: nipple peaks and the boob rivers.

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019