baby's daddy

A man who has a child or children by a woman who is not/no longer his wife or girlfriend.

My baby's daddy is so sweet, he'll do anything for her/him that he can.

by Tina Tee May 27, 2007

crack baby

A completely fictional creature invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.

Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)

by jazzriff October 29, 2005

youtube baby

A baby concieved by two members of the Youtube community.

"EVERYBODY wants to have Barry Aldridge's Youtube baby."

by tyrannosauruslexxx January 17, 2009

Baby Bear

Elmo's homie on Sesame Street.

Elmo tries to hook up Baby Bear with Maria but she is just way out of Baby Bear's league... for now

by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010

Steak Baby

A large production of a single piece of feces.

I'm have to go lay out a steak baby

by Delta Charlie October 3, 2006

Baby Yoda

Baby Yoda is a quite recently discovered Swedish Delicacy. Discovered in December 2019, this bat-eared alien was prospected for flavor by famous food connoisseur PewDiePie. Although this exiting new culinary discovery has not been Gordon Ramsay approved, many expect great things of this rare delight.

Hey Joe, I bought us some canned Baby Yoda.

by KrakenCalamari December 18, 2019

Baby Squirrel

A term of endearment people use to talk about their girl friend or significant other.
Slang term

I'm hanging out with my "Baby Squirrel " tonight.

by Juice Garbajosa January 21, 2009