Alabama Asshat

Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.

Zack is an Alabama Asshat

by TBM1371 May 13, 2024

Alabama hot pocket

a move where one spreads open the vagina and the other shits in the open vagina.

Guy:" Ayo bro me and my girl did a Alabama hot pocket las night"
Guy2: "Damn fr dogg?"

by heheheheehehehehehhehDICK_HEAD May 13, 2024

Alabama Poutine

Regulation Poutine, except with a streak of cum on it

"You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?"

by Post-Nut-Brevity May 18, 2024

Alabama Housefire

A sexual act in which an old lady smokes 1-4 packs of smokes out of her Cooch, and completely seals the house/apartment she and another partner is in, filling the house with smoke. After the packs are smoked, the old lady calls the fire department to rescue the two inside.

"Listen honey, I'll give ya an Alabama Housefire if you keep that up."

by Beekay104 May 19, 2024

Alabama Gas Can

Sticking a nozzle in your rear while cranking your hog, as seen in a viral internet video.

I was gonna stop at the BP to get gas but some guy was doing the Alabama Gas Can at pump 7.

by Bronco4430 May 19, 2024

Alaaesque

Adjective, similar to bipolar. Describes an action that would be typical for this weird Egyptian girl. Such an action could be canceling last minute, being generally strange and not being able to make a decision.

I changed my mind again. - That's very Alaaesque of you.

by nikscha May 20, 2024

Aarav Patel

A very generic indian, probably is quite short compared to others, thinks he's the rizzler, plays too much cricket. He is also very annoying, doesn't shut up, a very big attention seeker. He'll probably get almost choked to death, then leave the group to go on a 7 day remandment. If you know a person like this make sure to stay away from him.

NO, It's an Aarav Patel!!!

by Aaraav Patel May 22, 2024