by Delbosco October 15, 2021
"Air boobs" is a term used to define the area of chest where a ladies chest balls should be but aren't
Some people have "air boobs" due a natural slow growth rate however others are caused by actions such as deviance, betrayal and the influence of bad friends
Some people have "air boobs" due a natural slow growth rate however others are caused by actions such as deviance, betrayal and the influence of bad friends
"hey bro did you see that photo? The one with jemmas friends all admiring her boobs?"
"Yeah bro, but idk what they're looking at all I see is air, air boobs, AIR BOOBS"
"Yeah bro, but idk what they're looking at all I see is air, air boobs, AIR BOOBS"
by Definitonmaster August 08, 2019
by tenyearsinthejointbloke September 20, 2020
An air guitar CHAMPION, he is clearly the GOAT air guitarist and if anyone ever disagrees he will take that air guitar and shove it where the sun don't shine (THE BOOTY FOR THOSE CONFUZZLED)
Hannah; Wow that air-istotle is so HAWT!
Sarah; Oh yeah? Just wait till he shakes that bumbum of his!
Hannah; I hope he will let me bear 20 sons for him! All air guitar champions of course!
Sarah; Too late! He already impregnated ME!
Hannah; Oh yeah? Take this
*Hannah stabs the abdomen repeatedly*
Air-istotle watches secretly, pleased with a humongous boner.
Sarah; Oh yeah? Just wait till he shakes that bumbum of his!
Hannah; I hope he will let me bear 20 sons for him! All air guitar champions of course!
Sarah; Too late! He already impregnated ME!
Hannah; Oh yeah? Take this
*Hannah stabs the abdomen repeatedly*
Air-istotle watches secretly, pleased with a humongous boner.
by airistotleluvr March 01, 2023
by JarvisBanned December 22, 2020
A corny, often sarcastic, sentiment given to friend by drawing a heart in the air by one's pointer fingers. The air heart usually starts by holding the two pointer fingers together at arms length before separating them to draw the curve of a heart top by moving the fingers up and out in opposite directions. The drawer then pulls their fingers down and back together to complete the 'V' at the bottom of the heart. Can be used to show affection, but is more commonly (and effectively) used to lighten a friend's bitchy mood.
Jenn: I can't believe that my husband always piles dirty dishes in the sink. What does he think that I am... a maid? Doesn't he know that I have to take them out before I can properly wash them? He makes me so mad and I can't...
Kelly: Whoa, my friend. (air heart) You. Complete. Me.
Kelly: Whoa, my friend. (air heart) You. Complete. Me.
by WWJG123012893 February 05, 2010
The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 26, 2022