texas rolling pin

When you viciously beat someone to death with a rolling pin in Texas.

Steve: “oh look a Texas rolling pin”
John: “nice…”
Steve: *viciously beats John to death in Texas*

by Stebone69 September 30, 2021

texas rope swing

When you are swinging on a rope swing and it gives you rope burn in your vagina

Brittney: why do you keep grabbing your crotch

Jessica: I gave myself a Texas rope swing

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016

Red Ball Texas Flyer

A moving truck operated by moving the Austin, TX-based moving company American Red Ball. A Red Ball Texas Flyer refers to a moving truck containing the possessions of someone fleeing Texas, usually a skeezy dude running from his third or fourth wife after his pissed her off one time too many.

I'm driving this Red Ball Texas Flyer to New Orleans on a half a tank of gas.

I'm skipping town tomorrow with a Red Ball Texas Flyer.

by Jilly_Bean_1522 February 18, 2022

texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.

Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.

by realrepublican1 December 26, 2024

Texas Sticky Note

The action of masturbating and ejaculating into a tissue, then sticking it on your girlfriend or boyfriends forehead.

Last night, Jones gave Sydney a Texas Sticky Note

by Bricky Ricky July 06, 2024

Texas Orchestra

A term to describe a rather large arsenal of weapons, usually firearms.

Richard brought out the whole Texas Orchestra when he found out his wife was fucking a lot of other dudes.

by George Palorovik January 17, 2024

Centerpoint, Texas

Man this place sucks

Connor: “I live in Centerpoint, Texas.”
Literally everybody ever: “Man, that must suck.”

by Among gus April 11, 2024