Texas pee

When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.

I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?

by OilySaltine August 19, 2023

Texas Triangle

A megalopolitan area shaped like a triangle where Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio

I want to live in the Texas Triangle when I grow up

by bubby3 January 6, 2016

Texas Load Wars

That's a 4 people game (2 male and 2 female players). Fitst, guys sit down and aim their dicks on each other, then the girls give them a footjob. The first to shot his load get a point. Secondly, it's the girls' time to sit down, but the guys can use only their mouth to make them squirt.

Last night i tried Texas Load Wars (TLW) and it wasn't funny. I got a load.

by Everyothernamewasunavalieable February 27, 2020

Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size

Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025

Texas twins

Siblings of different ages who end up in the same grade.

His sister is two years older than he is but they are both in the ninth grade, they aren't twins but they are Texas twins.

by tyrannicalpie October 18, 2014

Texas Three Piece

When you have a homosexual threesome with someone’s father and stepfather simultaneously.

I took your dad and stepdad to Carls Jr and we split a Texas Three Piece in the bathroom.

by TomatoFlameBoy September 23, 2023

Texas school shooting

Incredibly good oral sex, that results in a bunch of kids getting shot on her face when she blows you away.

Boys guess what happened last night. Jordan gave me the best head, Texas School Shooting style

by deemeechee1991 November 11, 2023