Noun: When something is broken, damaged, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition(FUBAR), amiss, or severely messed-up.
by Gingergeorge June 27, 2020
Get the Fucked Offmug. 
Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
Get the fuck a monkeys bleeding buttholemug. by chickenwithsunglasses July 14, 2022
Get the any fucking wordmug. The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."
It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
Get the ..You fuck one donkey!mug. When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen
Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019
Get the Lasagne Fuck Offermug. The most commonly used swear word. Mostly used when raged and made or to say it just because. Also a bad habit of using the word "Fuck" its also used when people have sex the girl always usually says "Fuck"
"fuck off cunt bitch"
"fuck off motherfucker"
"fuckass cunt fucker bitch fuck"
"FFFFUUUUCCCCK"
"WHAT THE FUCK"
"HOLY FUCK"
"fuck off motherfucker"
"fuckass cunt fucker bitch fuck"
"FFFFUUUUCCCCK"
"WHAT THE FUCK"
"HOLY FUCK"
by YoImSeanKruegerAndImGerman December 30, 2016
Get the Fuckmug.