When you aren't interested in the girl because of how ugly she is, but you sleep with her because she is easy.
by Dark Dave December 1, 2016

by Fucklechuck July 23, 2025

I couldn’t give a flying fuck what you say!
by HalalMeat5000 August 2, 2022

An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.
“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”
“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”
“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”
“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”
“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”
“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”
“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”
“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
by Mr. Shooka-medeek June 17, 2023

I want to fuck you = I love you 🥰
by Wekepedea August 13, 2023

Fuck! I cut myself up!
by Johnpaulloganmahogany November 9, 2023

V. The act during a physical altercation in which an individual firmly grasps with one hand the temporal region of another individuals head. More specifically stated with their thumb firmly pressed into the eye socket region and the remaining four fingers used as a gripping vice wrapped around the back of the head. The benefit allows full control an individual better known as the aggressee or "Lil' Bitch" by the aggressor or "The Deliverer of Fuck Around And Find Outs" with something so simple and effortless like the "flick-a-da-wrist" whilst engaging in a physical altercation or better known as a "fight", "throwing down", good "ole fashion fisticuffs", and "beating the brakes off someone", or more specifically described by some as "childhood memories" "daddy why did you have to do that to mommy". If this move deemed Skull Fuck is done correctly it can end an altercation before it even starts as demonstrated as such on many occasions by one of our generations greatest Fuck & Fight Masters, DJ Searles. He has performed this move with master class and precision since the the dawn of Fuck Around & Find Outs.
1) "If you don't get the fuck away from me I'm going to Skull Fuck the shit out of you."
2) Wow, I had heard him talk about it but never thought DJ would actually Skull Fuck somebody! Did you see how fast that guy got dropped?! That's some next level Fuck & Fights right there"
2) Wow, I had heard him talk about it but never thought DJ would actually Skull Fuck somebody! Did you see how fast that guy got dropped?! That's some next level Fuck & Fights right there"
by Master Fuck n Fights January 5, 2024
