nose fuck

To stick ones penis, into the nose fucking hole ( nostrils ) specifically the left one, to avoid pregnancy! As nose fucking is often done in the 'fling' sense,. On the rare occasion one wishes to become impregnated via "nose fuck," they shall simply use the right nostril. Then prepare for the same nose hole to be used as a birth canal in the coming months.

"I nose fucked my girlfriend in the right hole, now shes preggers."

by ihaveasorenose March 28, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

up the fuck shut

shut the fuck up but spicy

Will you just up the fuck shut?

by goddamnmotherfuckingbitch December 9, 2020

Fuck Yarn

Yo mamma

Stfy: Shut the Fuck Yarn

by Yomumsbiscut July 1, 2022

Clapped the fuck out

When you’re super hit

Gah damn, is that chick clapped the fuck out or what?

by FuzzBumper March 2, 2021

disgust-a-fuck

Disgust-a-fuck:

Noun
1. Current state of political affairs within the union of U.S.A after creating and hiding the holocaust of the origionial inhabitants and these once called 'promised lands'. "American won ww2 after ending the tyranny of hitler and the jewish holocaust and was some sorta big hero!!"
2. Using finances to mind control the populous into thinking there isnt a better way to co-exist, or using judicial "protect an serve" propaganda to maintain people as mental 'sheep' within a federally regulated reality so they may never get out of the circular hell of intentions leached forward by all its confused an unhappy community members.

Can anyone see what a disgust-a-fuck president bush an v.p. chenney are politically after they're 8 year campaign through our nations union?

by ♤Loki♤ February 28, 2019

Guy Fucks Day

It’s a day to celebrate the Guy. He knows who he is.

Happy Guy Fucks Day! What’s the dude’s name who is Matt on Avenue 5?

by dingusmaximvs January 3, 2024