by Yomumsbiscut July 1, 2022

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

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Guy Fucks Day

It’s a day to celebrate the Guy. He knows who he is.

Happy Guy Fucks Day! What’s the dude’s name who is Matt on Avenue 5?

by dingusmaximvs January 3, 2024

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Fuck The Owner Week

For an entire week you can bully any Discord Owner. From Febuary 04 thru Febuary 11th.

Hey, it's Fuck The Owner Week, let's harras our discord owner.

by civnate February 4, 2023

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judo fuck

Submission hold while being Penetrated vaginaly, anally, or orally. “Rape”

I wanted to fuck her and she wouldn’t let me so I judo fucked the shit out of that bitch

by Judo fucks October 27, 2017

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nose fuck

To stick ones penis, into the nose fucking hole ( nostrils ) specifically the left one, to avoid pregnancy! As nose fucking is often done in the 'fling' sense,. On the rare occasion one wishes to become impregnated via "nose fuck," they shall simply use the right nostril. Then prepare for the same nose hole to be used as a birth canal in the coming months.

"I nose fucked my girlfriend in the right hole, now shes preggers."

by ihaveasorenose March 28, 2024

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