Canonically Hot

It is rare to come across one, but recently we were all proven that it exists. Canonically hot is when a character is officially hot, as told by the creator or in other official sources that have not been corrected statements later on. When this is confirmed, it is likely true in real life as well.
The particular reason that this definition was created was because Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé said himself, that Breath of the Wild's main character Link was hot.

"Link is canonically hot."
"When I make a book, at least one character will be canonically hot."

by Starfondler May 25, 2018

hot pick

comparison superlatives for choosing the best school out of four

This school is the hot pick out of these four.

by rjain001 September 2, 2020

Hot Anal

When your anus is hot.

Damn bro i just got hot anal

by mrJockStrap June 11, 2018

Weasely hot

Vaguely sexy in the manner of a small and slippery predator.

The therapist in ‘Good Girls’ is so unprofessional, but I can’t help but find him weasely hot

by Wildglade70 September 3, 2021

The Hot Seat

The warm sensation one feels on their bum using the toilet seat after another individual.

I was going to take a nice and peaceful dump, but to my unpleasant surprise, I was greeted with the hot seat. Thanks DAD.

by Bearsh January 6, 2017

hot shoulder

When you send a hot person a funeral invite in an attempt to get some action

Bobby: Hey Becky, what's Chad doing here... at our uncle's funeral?
Becky: Oh, I invited him after he posted a hot insta
Bobby: You mean he's the hot shoulder?
Becky: Mhmmmm

by ThotIHadALife June 27, 2018

Hot Rubber

A dildo on fire

I prefer to use hot rubber than just a dildo

by TyroneTheNigger May 5, 2014