Take the rag off the bush

This is an old country expression which
denotes something outrageous,going above and beyond the ordinary -- surpasses everything.

OakCreek Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Luling, Texas takes the rag off the bush in longterm care! Call 830-875-5606 for admission information. We take the rag off the bush!

by All in a day's work April 5, 2010

Take out of the system

To punish someone severely, defeat, beat,or force them into submission.

McBride took Tyson out of the system

Mercante got taken out of the system by gangs

by YUGO-MEATHEAD August 10, 2005

"Take me to wasted town"

'Wanting to get drunk'

"Take me to wasted town" (Give me those beers)
or "I'm going to wasted town" (I'm getting drunk tonight)
or "I'm in wasted town" (I'm Drunk).

Can be used for many needs. For example:
"Take me to doughnut town" (Pass me a doughnut).

Your friends at the bar, so u say "take me to wasted town", so your friend gets you a beer.

by Mark Harsley December 28, 2007

Taking Your Grandma to Applebee's

Fuck if I know... Just go have sex with your girlfriend, or boyfriend

Hey Jeff, I'm taking your Grandma to Applebee's, HARD!

by applebee's23 December 8, 2010

easy-lay take-away

What most men are cruising for on Tinder. A girl to drive by-bang and then be on their merry way to the next.

A product of our easy access, disposable culture.

Friend: So how was that girl you met from Tinder last night, any potential?

Him: No, but good for an easy-lay take-away.

by IceMaiden_SA28 October 6, 2020

Whatever takes you home.

This millennial update of the Swingin' 60's "Whatever turns you on" is a little bit more cynical, yet more open to so-called alternative lifestyles. Truly a "post-porn" phrase, it refers to the internal visualizations one does as fantasy to induce sexual arousal and ultimately, orgasm ("home"). Loosely, it can mean "Whatever makes you happy" or "There's no accounting for taste."

Gossip #1: Have you seen his new wife? She's half his age, and he insisted that she have breast implants done, and that she bleach her hair blonde!"

Gossip #2: Wow. Whatever takes you home, I guess, hmm?

Or:

Man #1: I'm painting my house canary yellow... What do you think?

Man #2: Whatever takes you home.

by david lincoln brooks March 24, 2006

Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express

To have sex on a train.

Jennifer and I were Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express on the way home from London last night when the ticket collector caught us! It was so embarrassing!

by who_dares_wins August 1, 2011