andi's dad

the bread eater, asks his son andi to make him some bread and mash goes like gf.

andi's dad: ANDI where is my fucking bread u dam prick, i want sourdough bitch. andi: yes father but let me finish making more money then emma because she owns me and i dont like getting owned. andi's dad: syd pal and hurry

by TOCH EMMA November 13, 2009

Imani’s dad

Person you who doesn’t pay the bills
Thinks he is grammatically correct (even when he isn’t)
Has a bad hairline

Eww is that Imani’s dad

by Cleaningclown July 16, 2022

dad

The man who won the award for 'longest time spent at the store' with a total of 15 years.

I wonder when my dad's gonna get back from the store.

by ponybalogna November 11, 2018

Dad

a person that disappears for all your life, and magically reappears when you are successful or doesnt come back at all. and while hes gone he fucks half of the world and smokes a bunch of weed

DAD WHERE ARE YOU

by crasta_pasta May 27, 2022

Dad

He always gone for work, but when he comes back, he buys you everything you want.

Me: Dad, you've been gone for 16 years but... I still love you!

Dad: *sniff* Wanna go to the Lamborghini dealership?

by NotJohnWickFromNeoTilted May 21, 2019

DADS

Dumb As Dog Shit

Gee whiz that Freddy is a bit DADS

by DC2190 August 13, 2021

Dad

Something or someone that is really cool

Wow he is such dad!

That was so dad.
I’m a dad!
That was much dad

by TheMockingjay0905 January 26, 2019