Your Dad

got milk

Your dad went to get milk then when he came back you won the lottery.

by The Generic One May 19, 2022

dad

the person that left to get the milk and didn't come back

kid: mommy wheres dad

mom: he left to get the milk

by imdoingthisin.school.dont.tell November 23, 2021

Dad

1) A person who makes terrible jokes.

2) A person who always leaves halfway through something.

Person 1: Knock knock
You: Fuck off dad.

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Person 1: We were playing CS:GO and he left halfway through the match.

You: Like my dad.

by ShadyDefinitions September 30, 2018

Dad age

The rapid aging one undergoes when becoming a father, usually accompanied by graying hair receding hairline, or the development of a dad bod.

Have you seen Tim since his kid was born? He dad aged quick.

by Infinitecypher May 16, 2018

Kyles Dad

This is something that is not real. It's left when Kyle was 2.

"Hey whats something thats fake"
"What"
"Kyles Dad"

by BOFA Research FoundationTM October 3, 2018

ur dad

ur dad😍
hes so sexy and lanky with a big ding dong😼

damn is that ur dad?
yeah it is lmao why..?

by idfknia December 24, 2021

My dad

Somebody who loves milk. They love it so much they disappear like EDP445 career

Hey is your dad going to the party

:my dad said he’s getting milk he hasn’t came back for 40 years

by Mydadgone445 November 7, 2022