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Croc Socks

When you piss with your crocs on and piss gets on your socks
Damn man I think Ryan has croc socks.
by Croc sock king May 17, 2021
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Wet Sock Energy

A phrase coined by comedian C.A. Kanooble describing someone who is uncomfortable to be around or annoying. How do you feel when you step in something wet in a sock? exactly.
Gerald is not invited to the show, all he offers is wet sock energy and im trying to have a good time.
by thehoeonthego February 9, 2023
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Oscar Socking

When you put Oscar Meyer Bologna in a sock and heat it up in the microwave and use it to masturbate with.
Owen was Oscar Socking it because he was lonely and sad.
by Me44longtime October 13, 2023
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Sock Clot

a thick mass of coagulated seminal fluid embedded into the fibers of a sock, typically cotton athletic tube socks.
Judy refused to do her son Peter's laundry after finding a hardened sock clot embedded into one o his athletic socks
by MoistCake July 14, 2017
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saggy sock

a slut with no morals And will always cheat on there boyfriend
That girl you was with was a saggy sock
by ELLXS March 31, 2017
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slingshot sock

The act of filling a white, tube-sock with as much cum as possible, whirling and twirling it like a lasso over your head, and releasing its contents over an excited, or unsuspecting person's face.
The other night my slutty girlfriend turned to me and said, "I'm tired of getting facialized. Tonight I want the slingshot sock." Astounded and wide-eyed, I stammered, "of course!"

Later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, I fucked my girlfriend up until the point of cumming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. Whooping and shouting in a frenzy, I twirled the sock and saw cum splatter over my gf's hungry, open mouth.
by denalipark227 April 22, 2010
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give it socks

We dont care what's happened we give it socks, helter skeltor they cant stop us.
I was wrecked after the session last night but I got up early for the match and we got a few drinks in and it was foot to the floor lets give it socks.
by Marcus_Suridius January 27, 2021
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