Full Blown Retard

A person who is extremely retarded. A retard like no other, the one.

Hey, bro! My Girlfriend's friend, have you met her? She is a full blown retard.

by KingOfAmerica December 15, 2023

retard-splaining

1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.

2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.

"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"

by BeezeChorger May 14, 2023

Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.

"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"

by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023

Patronising retard

some who patronises the person with learning disability, in a retarded defining way

man that arsehole patronising that poor man like a patronising retard I feel so sorry for the poor man with a disability,

by jekylls new Hyde July 16, 2020

Retard

Anyone who identifies themself with the conservative ideology.

"Hey look at the retard, he thinks just because he doesn't like gay people means they shouldn't get the right to marry."

by Coolguy228 November 3, 2020

Retarded

Someone named Annette

Annette is retarded she said he stood there like a prejudice and have herself a tan with caster oil

by Josueisadumbass May 1, 2019

Retard

Cassidy

Cassidy was talking about me...so I called her a retard

by KidTravis1 May 8, 2019