A thick-bodied fat fuck with general disregard for healthy dietary habits, coupled with a depressively sullen mental disposition, ultimately doomed to live out their days in their parent’s basement having not learned any skill nor making any distinct directional choices in life.
Look at this basement dwelling fuck, must be a Pizza Goblin.
When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.
When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.
by Sors_Salutis August 8, 2021
Get the Pizza Goblinmug. by Georgesgrapes March 20, 2022
Get the Carpet Pizzamug. Code for ordering 14+ child at a pizza place, for a "pizza party," for younger they will request green or fried green tomatoes.
He was really hard for the pizza party he and his friends were preparing as he ordered 2 cheese pizzas.
by pornstitute August 14, 2025
Get the Cheese Pizzamug. Essentially a hoe. it's basically a double sliced pizza pie so you could come back to it if you put it down for an "hour"
by V0808 January 26, 2021
Get the Pizza Piemug. by Mr.marz May 29, 2021
Get the Pizza roll communismmug. The act of team killing your squad mates with a helicopter or a small group of tangos you just spotted in Ghost Recon Wildlands.
by Khaos02Delta February 19, 2018
Get the PIZZA CUTTERmug. 