Pizza belly

The incredible unpleasant sensation of being overly full after gorging on pizza, garlic bread or knots.

Emilie: “ Why are you on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024

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Pizza belly

Incredibly uncomfortable sensation of fullness after gorging on pizza, garlic bread and/or knots.

Emilie: “Why are you laying on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “ I just ate seven slices of pizza and a whole order of garlic knots. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024

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Connecticut Pizza

…is when you lay your limp penis on your wife without her knowledge. Ex: you pull it out and place it on her shoulder while she looking at her phone.

While the wife was staring at her phone, I gave her a Connecticut Pizza on her shoulder.

by Litigious Luigi December 8, 2024

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The "Leaning Tower of Pizza" is a playful scene where one person is bent over in a quirky and tilted position, while 2 others Eiffel tower them, and the 4th enjoys a slice of pizza while balanced on the back of person 1. This delightful scenario captures a sense of fun and spontaneity, combining a bit of mischief with the joy of sharing a meal, creating a lighthearted moment of unexpected pizza enjoyment.

We had too many people for an Eiffel tower, so we ordered dominos and made the "Leaning tower of pizza".

When you want to get Eiffel towered but also want to share a snack.

by SierraMissedTV December 9, 2024

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Pizza-Party Solution

An monetarily negligible gesture to distract from or temporarily remedy a potentialy serious issue or injustice toward underlings, workers, or citizens.

The 2020 stimulus checks were just pizza-party solutions.

by iCaveman January 2, 2025

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