White Crunch Bar

The nickname of a girl who puts makeup over all her acne to hide it even though we all obviously see it, and it looks worse with the caked makeup on it.

Ew shes a white crunch bar!

by Bailey22301 July 9, 2015

im off a bar

extremely intoxicated on marijuana!!!!

im off a bar right now bluhd. I hit that shit hella 🤪

by gangster14 May 15, 2019

K-Bar Fried

A somewhat slang term for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I got the munchies. Let's head over to K-Bar Fried for some hot wings.

by NorCal BeachGuy June 29, 2011

Bar Hoping

The act of timing your heavy drinking with the arrival of a drug dealer so you don't blackout before their arrival and delivery of your nose beers.

A: What are you doing Friday night?

B: The usual. Going to do some bar hoping at Chili's.

by Entrofoxx December 9, 2019

bar topper

When he/she is mad or upset with the bartender and decides to take a pee or dump on the bar.

1) "Yo, did you see that guy pull a bar topper? It really stinks."
2) "The bartender gave that guy a horrible drink so he pulled a bar topper."

by CaNoJe August 27, 2011

Bar

A comically thick line or stripe.

Kyle: So yeah, uh, found this stick, it had this weird black bar around the handle.

by fngf3501 September 13, 2021

Bar-ender

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.

"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."

by OdiumRex July 27, 2012