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Dick Nick

A terrible insult my friend made up that he thinks was a stroke of comedic genius.
*Gets shot in a game*
Tyler: You fucking dick nick
Jack: What????
by threeeyeddeer June 25, 2023
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The St. Nick

On the date of December 23 at midnight you get a ladder and go on top of your best friend's house. You then proceed to throw all of your basement children down your best friend's chimney in a bag. You then go on to jump down the chimney and light the bag on fire. As your best friend and his/her parents come down to see what is happening you see that your best friend's mom is hot. You then put your best friend's mom in a bag and take her to your house. When you get to your house you dress her up in a Santa costume and fuck the shit out of her.
Hey Jerry I'm really pissed you pulled "The St. Nick" on me last night.
by Bot1234198 April 19, 2021
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Nick

All I had too say is I knew Nick and the rest is history.
by Enjoyitmf11 December 16, 2024
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nick

a short crusty ass dorito hoe. he likes to blow things up and threaten to kill people, he likes to yell in class and break things. he does not listen and is secretly having an affair with the teacher. he thinks he is the best person ever but in reality he is ugly and has anger issues. DONT TALK TO HIM EVER!!!!!!!!!
“hey nick, you suck.”
“FUCK YOU IM GOING TO BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE
by creepyclxwngirl November 5, 2020
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nick

someone who really wants a girlfriend but will not admit it

he likes listening to rap and going on omegle pretending he's a celebrity
kinley: ur such a nick dude
by notrachelorkinley June 17, 2019
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Nick

A guy that has the smallest cock will fuck any ugly bitch alive and can suck dick very well
by Willsin September 15, 2017
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Nick

Nick is that one guy who will notice when you are not ok. He will hold your hand at the perfect moment. He will listen to you cry and make you feel better after. He gives the world's best hugs. All in all he is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is your best friend, your human diary, your world, your other half, your everything. Nick's are the best.
Hey you know my best friend?
Nick?
Ya. He is the BEST!
by itz_me_bitch June 3, 2019
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