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nerd flu

The phenomenon of getting sick after going to a large comic book or fan convention. When packing 100,000 attendees in a small indoor space, someone's going to have a cold.
I wore masks before way before COVID because I'd get nerd flu after Con every year.
by correlation_lee July 17, 2024
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Nerd Ball

Official Rules Of Nerd-Ball

(game was made by a group of Individuals in the youth)
1) The objective of the game is to be the last man standing

2) use your hand to hit the cue-ball (white one) trying to get the 8-ball (black one) in any one of the pockets

3) if you hit the cue-ball in the pocket before the 8-ball goes in your out

4) if the person in front of you gets the 8-ball in the pocket your out and wait until the game is over

5) on the serve you have 3 attempts to hit the ball if unable to do so, your out

6) if on the serve you manage to hit both balls in at the same time your out, This move is further known as the Katalynn

7) if any of the 2 balls in play go off the table your out (unless it’s a serve)

8) After someone gets out the person behind them go to serve the ball

9) if the 8-ball stops moving before you hit the ball your out

10) when the person hits the ball their turn is over and the person behind them is up

11) Once a game has started no one can join in late

12) Alliances are allowed

13) If you're not competitive it's not the game for you maybe play SPLONG
by Mason Wolfe December 30, 2021
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Nerd

You. You are a nerd
Oh and the editors are nerds if they don't accept this entry.
Person 1: Ha Ha ur a nerd!
You: n-no! I
I'm totally not a n-nerd!
Person 1: Just admit it.
You: Ok fine. I'm a cringy nerd, who is not poggers, cash money, or epic gamer, and I'm a Sussy Baka, but I'm forced to read this dictionary edit.
Person 1: Ha Ha nerd!
Person 2: Oh do you wanna fight me!?
Person 1: Super smash bros fight?
Person 2: Lol nope, nerd.
by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft September 16, 2022
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Nerd

Invented by doctor suess which means someone who studys in schools and is obsessed with fantasy
V1nce: opposite of nerd
by Your Giga-Therapist May 8, 2022
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nerd bagel

What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.
Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019
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nerd

by danaknight427 June 7, 2019
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Nerd's Corollary

The logical, if frustrating realistic corollary to Moore's Law regarding the number of transistors on a microchip. In as much as Moore's Law is used to estimate reductions in the cost per unit of computers, so will the reduced cost of the computers be converted to more processors purchased if the programmers are left unchecked.
The following conversation could have been avoided if Fred had applied the Nerd's Corollary to the purchase of new computers:

"Fred, I thought you said that if we bought the quad core machines, we could reduce the number of computers in the server room and save costs. Why do we have more servers than when we started and are over budget?"

"Well, we needed more machines because with the new speed and power, we discovered we could re-thread the re-factored process and parallelize the... (Fred's eyes glaze over and the rest of the information is lost in this discussion)"
by Metalman007 December 4, 2012
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