long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 14, 2020

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Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

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Wing Long

Loves Max's sister

He got a massive schlong, must be Wing Long!

by ===========8 August 21, 2021

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strong-man long-cock

a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches

it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it

person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”

by Itdontmatterlmao October 29, 2020

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long island 2×4

When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth

My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.

by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018

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Qing Long

A miserable conscripted soldier who plays mobile legends all day and being useless and convincing random underage girls to break up with their boyfriends

Guy 1: "Have you heard? Lily just broke up with her boyfriene?"
Guy 2: "I bet Qing Long is behind this."

by Iliketoeatalotwkwkwkw January 30, 2022

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