Half Mental

There is a message that doesn't happen to be the truth. There is a bunch of messages that don't happen to be the truth. Not "Almost crazy" in a definition that is to half mental. Not "Bordering on "mental," which is completely insane." Not "One who acts like a retard, even though he does not have a condition of mental retardation" in a definition to half mental.

Half mental is not a meaning.

by JordanJohnsonistheone October 18, 2023

Half Note

The length of time it takes for a piccolo to stay in tune.

James: "Hey, I think that piccolo player stayed in tune for a whole note!"
Alex: "No, silly, everyone knows piccolo players can only stay in tune for a half note."

by owjiefi0 October 22, 2023

Half flipping burger

When you work at McDonald’s and flip a burger one time won’t even say would you like fries with that literally put a pube in the burger and then you fap in the bathroom like a wolf walking retard and then get lost in some washed up swirly covered in shit by your boss tryna lick every single finger off after you get your salt put on top of your own shit then you lick the toilet seat say goodbye to your favourite chair and come back the next day to start a new day.

I’m a half flipping burger.

by EddieBrock5 October 23, 2023

Half life 2 episode 3 real

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man this half life 2 episode 3 real isnt real

by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023

Half Life 2: Episode 3

It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real

half life 2: episode 3 is soooo cool

by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023

half contender

Someone who isn’t fully participating in events. Can also be stretched as an insult.

Yoo chad didn’t finish the breweys last night, what a half contender

by anonymous October 29, 2023

Half Past 12

Half-past twelve I was all alone
I can't be compromised
Fuckin' on my ex, we ain't apologize
'Cause I'm way too young and you always right
Threw it in my face, I'm on another flight
Girl at home, I ain't been living right
The little arguments always start the fight
I had to get away so I'm with you tonight
Is there another guy?

person: omg its half past 12
person 2: half past 12 i was all alone

by terroristman700 November 4, 2023