i only got bands

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable

nah man i only got bands sorry

by chaface21 November 20, 2019

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I’ve got a “McCoy”

When one (male) comes out of being in cold water for a long period or exposed to cold weather, ones testicle sack will shrivel up and resemble a salt and vinegar mc coy style crisp when you rub it.

I’ve got a “McCoy” is a wrinkle style crisp which can be defined and reference to a wrinkly ball sack. Caw it’s so cold that my ballbag feels like a I’ve got a “McCoy”

by Cirkybirky February 9, 2021

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got fed on tax

When you anticipate getting a lot for next to nothing, but end up having to give way more than it's initially worth.

Dude 1: Man, I let them use my apartment for the weekend. They gave me $500, but i had to use $475 to clean up their mess.
Dude 2: Homie, you got fed on tax.
Dude 1: For real, tho....

by DaBoosh February 2, 2024

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