Ninja fucked

To have sex in an extremly fast, violent, but pleasurable (for both parties) event. The idea of "Fucking like a Ninja" is to get in, out, and off, before you can get caught, be it by parents, angry spouses, or even the police, in some rare occasions.

She got ninja fucked, dude. Right after they both got off, he was gone like a goddamn shadow.

by Andrew Flanagan March 4, 2006

Fuck Tornado

Noun: When shitty things keep happening, or when one continually thinks of negative things, they may be overcome by the fuck tornado. Fuck tornado describes the verbal exchange of the victim. "Fuck" is said with increasing frequency and intensity, similar to the whirling of a tornado.

Chad: Fuck... Fuck.. Fuck. Fuck! Fuck!! FUCK!!!
Brad: Hey man, get out of that fuck tornado before you pop a fuckin' gasket.
Chad: FAAACK!!

by hgf921 August 19, 2007

trophy fuck

noun - sex with someone/something desirable or unusual purely for the bragging rights

That black guy was just a trophy fuck to her.
That model would be such a trophy fuck.
I did a lion once for the trophy fuck.

by astonefox April 19, 2009

hose fuck

the act of a male sliding a woman's worn pantyhose or stocking on his erect penis and fuck the nylon.

She removed her sheer pantyhose and offered them to me for a hose fuck.

by hosefucker December 1, 2003

Fuck America

What many non-Americans say when America is mentioned. This is mostly not because of what America does, but what it is - sitting on top of the world, and squashing it all beneath it's rolls of Big-mac fat. The American people are ordinary people living ordinary lives - that's why the phrase is "Fuck America"! and not "Fuck The Americans"!

TV: And in other news, the Americans have messed up in Iraq again ... The World (especially Iraq): Fuck America!

by SNugget September 11, 2007

geriatric fuck

A memorable quote said by Will Ferrell in the popular 2008 comedy film "Step Brothers".

From the film,

Dr. Robert Doback (Father): "You jagaloons! You're failures! FAILURES!"
Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell): "Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck!"

YouTube Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-mXKIs0jyI

by HolyDumbFuck June 1, 2010

Piece Of Fuck

Uncommon, more effective replacement for the highly overused phrase piece of shit.

- Commonly used at sportings events, sausage fests, and other masculine events where a fresh new obscenity fits right in.

"You piece of fuck, if you touch my girlfriend again I'll fucking kill you."

or

"That piece of fuck just ate the last god-damn piece of pizza"

by levihizzle December 28, 2005