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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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Five Nights at Creamy’s [Challenge]

Where you kidnap your friends and put them in Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria and the animatronics are actually sex toys and they continually give you Russian flash bangs, German gasmasks, etc, when it turn midnight till 6am. For five nights in a row.
Person 1: “Nah my friends made me do the Five Nights At Creamy’s Challenge.”
Person 2: “Damn what even is that.”
Person 1: “It’s just a bunch of sex toys and animatronics that give some flash bangs and such, I get kinky for those.”
Person 2: “that should’ve been me you know how I get around them animatronics😩”
Person 1: “It happens 12am - 6am”
by The old handles February 15, 2023
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high-five rain-check

What you verbally give your work-buddy when something you're attempting goes right, but you're currently "all yucky-messy" from the dirty/disgusting job you're presently engaged in, and so you don't wanna soil him by actually slapping his still-clean palm (i.e., he's not actually handling the greasy/muddy/gloopy items the way you are, but he's still providing needed assistance; perhaps he's aiming a trouble-light, occasionally actuating switches/buttons and/or operating other controls to test the device you're repairing, holding items like drapes or hoses/cables up out of the way so that you don't accidentally soil/damage them, etc.) with your icky hand. "I'll slap palms wif ya later, Pal, after I get washed up some --- consider yourself high-fived for now!"
A high-five rain-check can be a similar situation to a delayed hug, handshake. back-clap, etc... in all of these instances, you are merely postponing an appreciative/affectionate/encouraging/celebratory gesture until a more appropriate/convenient time. If you strongly wish to have the pleasant action administered right away, however --- such as if you feel that the person deserves immediate reward/gratification because of the exceptional effort/bravery he put out, or if he has to leave shortly --- a proxy-hug can sometimes be an adequate/reasonable option, provided there is an agreeable bystander present whom you can request to "do the honors" in your place.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
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Five twelve

A measurement of a man's stature.. but not to be confused with height. 512 although also a number is more than a number is a way of life. The epitome of perfection because he's the height of heros, kings and gangsters. Not to be confused with 6ft. 5 12 is on another level and is reserved for only the sexiest of the sexy. The handsome and those with the extra..
He was five twelve and that was all anyone ever needed to know
I didn't choose five twelve, five twelve chose me..
by Dayzee dream 13 May 24, 2025
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wadded up five

Represents a poor gesture, like giving someone a crumpled five-dollar bill for their hard work. Typically used to say that you wouldn't be that grateful for something.
If you mowed my lawn for me, I'd give you... a wadded up five? I'll probably just do it myself.
by obeliskian July 10, 2025
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Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.
by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021
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five two

The five two - COVID-19. Typically used to avoid saying the word due to content restrictions on YouTube or other media sharing sights, or as a playful way of mentioning the topic.
Call me when the five two's over. We'll get up to speed with each other.
by StanTalentStanBrittany December 31, 2020
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