Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 09, 2025
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Five Under

(V.) Originating from being able to pass someone when driving, even if you slowed down to 5 mph under the speed limit. Has since evolved to mean "to pass someone with ease"
These morning joggers are so slow, I could five under them any time I wanted.

I only got my promotion because everyone else is so stupid or lazy that I five undered them.
by MattyBev May 17, 2018
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five whoppers

a completely fair and reasonable request, commonly paired with five more whoppers.
may I have ten whoppers?

no, you mean five whoppers, and five more whoppers?
by noob_pixels June 29, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 21, 2025
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five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.
You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.
by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021
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Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.
“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress

Dude, what the fuck?”
by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024
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