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douche-ass

a conjunction of douche bag and dumb ass, used when your so mad you cant chose which one to use.
"that guy is such a douche-ass!" "president bush was a douche-ass!"
by pyro - rei December 27, 2008
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Fo-Douche

A name for some who is a foreign douchebag
I cant believe you are sick, stop being such a fo-douche and get better

Dude stop being such a fo-douche and hop that fence
by M Jordan February 3, 2008
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Douche Nozzle

A word Defining a real special kinda person...you know the kind that never shuts the fuck up and always whines about silly shit....it adds insult to injury...when the normal douche just won't do the job...you refer to a person as a Douche nozzle!! Implying that they themselves clean dirty Vaginas!!! XD ahahaa!!
That Bradley Hodges is being extra Douchey today...man he is being a real Douche Nozzle!! lolololol!!!
by ebower November 30, 2011
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douche-noggle

A person that acts like a douche, and is stupid at the same time.
The frat-guy is acting like a real douche-noggle
by yoyoma123456789 April 29, 2011
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Poster-Douche

When you post something with a typing error or wrong information on it... Soon after the post you realize it. Then a Douche Bag comes and comments on it and points out what your mistake was that you already knew.
I Post: "Casey Antony found guilty of murder, yes she's going to jail!"
HLN: "Casey Anthony will be released July 17, after being found guilty for lying to law enforcements."
(I go to look back at my post)
Poster-Douche 1: "Stupid idiot it's "Anthony" not "Antony"! She was found guilty of lying to law enforcements dumb ass!
Poster-Douche 2 (Follows along): "Fucking idiot spell right! And get your fucking facts straight!
by DayToDay July 10, 2011
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Douche Canoe

Someone who exceeds the level of a normal douch, may be very competitive.
"Dude Jessie is such a douche canoe!"
"Oh my god you're so right"
by Sassy but classy July 6, 2016
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douche licker

a douche licker is a person who is incredibly annoying,rude,a user, and just plain mean.
by allieisawsome January 18, 2009
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