Donkey Konging

To hit a woman on tip of her head to leave no visible bruises. Done usually by using the bottom of your fist.

I was donkey konging my hoe last night

by EggBlunt September 6, 2022

donkey docking

when two men are boning it out and don't wanna do it in the butt they touch their wangs together and pulling ones foreskin over the others wang, creating a docking port. and then ejaculating into the said 'donkey dock'

"hank was a little scared of feces, so he and Seth went donkey docking instead of the traditional gay way"asshole

by lisaloo1123 July 29, 2014

Donkey Dick

A thick, long, tubular sausage, such as an Italian sausage or bratwurst. Donkey Dicks (or DD's) are frequently encountered as a fast food at sporting events.

Give me one of those donkey dicks with mustard and onions, please!
Honey, remember to grab the donkey dicks at Trader Joes?

by Camp420Guy October 25, 2023

donkey joint

When a woman is being penetrated by 2 or more men in the same hole, and she is extremely hairy.

My bro and I were fucking this girl in doggy style and she was nothing but a donkey joint. We have never seen a woman that hairy!

by STEELERS4DK April 21, 2024

Donkey piss

slang for can we finish Naruto movie film extravaganza

Hey! Donkey piss.

by Jollof on the rocks March 13, 2021

Donkey Punch

To strike one in the head during intercourse.

Yeah I just heard Trevor Baeur donkey punched that bitch.

by joechurro February 16, 2022

Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.

A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.

by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020