dollar store cookies

the cheap gift a deadbeat dad gives his kids on his rare visits and the kids think he is a hero

My ex shows up after eight months with dollar store cookies for my son's birthday and his face lights up like he bought him a new bike.

by catwoman64 June 28, 2011

cokiena

to run it up with hella broads with the boys.

“we finna cokiena tonight dawg”

by trappinwithhunk February 11, 2019

jerk cooking

jerk jurk –verb (used with object)
1. to preserve meat –adjective
2. being or containing a spicy seasoning mixture flavored with pimento, used esp. in Jamaican cooking: jerk sauce.
3. prepared with jerk flavorings, esp. by barbecuing or grilling: jerk chicken.

Pimento wood is what gives true jerk cooking its unique flavor. The chicken grills on a bed of wet pimento leaves and sticks. The smoking wood infuses the meat, to the bone, with robust flavor. Aromatic with deep citrusy and smoky notes, the wood makes all the difference in the world.

by jerkmaster January 17, 2008

Cooking The Grenade

In a FPS where you pull the pin of a grenade and hold onto it till just before it explodes then tossing it at an enemy for a almost unavoidable frag. (If done correctly the grenade will kill that person but won't harm you)

That noob is Cooking the Grenade on me! the cheap ass hoe!

Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!

Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*

*BOOM!*

*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*

by TattleTailes June 8, 2010

Cookiehandjob

When the the dude in the passenger seat is getting a handjob where the driver pretends the passengers dick is the stick shift knob.

Mon, Ty was uncontrollably slobbering and I even saw him begging strangers for their newborn babys milk after his bi-weekly cookiehandjob playtime.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

grandma cookies

Dank weed distributed by old folks

gimme some o dem grandma cookies

by dat_boi6969 December 8, 2017

Cooking onions

When someone has a bad body odor.
When someone’s armpits smell like onions.

Guy 1 : “Bro do you smell that?”
Guy 2 : “Yeah, I think sam is cooking onions”

by Tangy bbq sauce March 13, 2020